What do Singaporeans find funny? Did we make the cut?

Knock, Knock, are you home? 

Wassup Neighbours! 

Do you know any jokes? 

Not sure? Neighborhood Kaki is ready to share! 

Asking various Singaporeans around our little red dot, here are some jokes that would make you laugh till you drop 🤣. Can you guess which are the answers?

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1. Why can’t a circle make a statement? 

   1. Because it lacks a point

   2. Because it goes on and on

   3. Because it just keeps repeating itself

2. What do lawyers wear to court?

   1. Lawsuits

   2. A case of nerves

   3. A very persuasive argument

3. What do sprinters eat before they race?

   1. Nothing, they fast

   2. Nothing, they’re trying to lighten their load

   3. They don’t eat; they just drink water to stay hydrated

4. Why are pirates called pirates? 

   1. Because they specialise in “sea-ing” treasure

   2. Because they arrrrrrrrr!

   3. Because their favourite letter is the ‘C’

5. What kind of cheese isn’t yours?

   1. Provolone

   2. Swiss, because it has too many holes

   3. Nacho cheese!

6. What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum?

   1. He loses his cool

   2. He has a meltdown!

   3. He starts to feel the pressure

[Answers: b, a, a, b, c, a] 

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So did we pass the vibe check?

Check out episode 3 of KanChiong Kaki as Kaki Kayden goes on a quest to become the best comedian in Singapore. Catch it right here!